Hey Oprah, You Suck!

Dear Oprah, 

Please do not invite Sarah Palin on your show.  I absolutely refuse to watch your show.  Having Sarah as a guest would put me in a quandary.  Although I can't get enough of Sarah, I couldn't bring myself to Tivo The Oprah Show even if she was your guest. 

Just so you are aware, I've compiled a list of reasons why I won't watch your show or subscribe to your magazine:  

1. I don't need you to tell me how to think or what to believe in.  I can think for myself. 
2. I do not want your spiritual advice.  I've figured that out for myself.
3. I don't need your diet advice.  I know how to manage my figure and control my portions.
4. I do not want your relationship advice.  I don't need you to tell me what I should expect from my husband (especially since you do not have one). 
5. I don't need you to tell me who to vote for.  Again, I can think for myself.
6. I don't need your help with my Christmas shopping.  I do a good job of gift giving.  Don't tell me what to buy.

Quite simply, I don't need you to tell me what to do.

Comments

[Dogzard]

Ouch, sounds about right though.

I don't think I have ever watched more than 5 minutes, total, ever, of her show.

I would watch it just to see the sparks fly, though. :)

[BobG]

Oprah who?

[Xavier]

Hear hear!