Dear Oprah,
Please do not invite Sarah Palin on your show. I absolutely refuse to watch your show. Having Sarah as a guest would put me in a quandary. Although I can't get enough of Sarah, I couldn't bring myself to Tivo The Oprah Show even if she was your guest.
Just so you are aware, I've compiled a list of reasons why I won't watch your show or subscribe to your magazine:
- I don't need you to tell me how to think or what to believe in. I can think for myself.
- I do not want your spiritual advice. I've figured that out for myself.
- I don't need your diet advice. I know how to manage my figure and control my portions.
- I do not want your relationship advice. I don't need you to tell me what I should expect from my husband (especially since you do not have one).
- I don't need you to tell me who to vote for. Again, I can think for myself.
- I don't need your help with my Christmas shopping. I do a good job of gift giving. Don't tell me what to buy.
Quite simply, I don't need you to tell me what to do.
Ouch, sounds about right though.
I don't think I have ever watched more than 5 minutes, total, ever, of her show.
I would watch it just to see the sparks fly, though. :)
Posted by: Dogzard | September 07, 2008 at 07:16 PM
Oprah who?
Posted by: BobG | September 08, 2008 at 06:20 PM
Hear hear!
Posted by: Xavier | September 09, 2008 at 03:56 PM