For those of you that thought I was angry at you because I didn't return any of your text messages, calls, or email over the last two weeks... Sorry, my Blackberry's had a demon. Apparently it will happily purge anything it wants if it is running out of memory. No warning. No "help me work better for you" message. No "hey asshat, clean out your old crap" notice. No nothing. It just randomly purged texts, call logs, and email. Who knows what kind of good stuff I missed. Problem is now solved. I am back in the world of non-personal communication. Hooray!